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Funny quotes

Postby Dark_prevail » Sun Nov 21, 2004 1:36 pm

We should make a thread with all the funny quotes

I just heard "Grenades are like RAM - you can never have too much!"
from one of the marines


Post funny quotes here
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Postby HunterFett117 » Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:11 pm

"Hey wait! Where's my gun! Oh that's right, I don't <i>have</i> a gun. Ahahahaha!" One of the Heretic Grunts when you walk by them camo-ed.
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Postby Quitrix » Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:12 pm

"Oh great, now i'm blind!" - Marine
(with blind skull)
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Postby GuiltySpark » Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:13 pm

How about...

Marine: "This is just like a post card...'Dear Sarge, kicking ass in outer space...wish you were here!' "

Sarge: "I heard that! Jackass!
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Postby Hazardous Psyche » Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:21 pm

"Come on peek-a-boo, poke your head out."
"Why are you hiding from me?"

Exchange between a marine and a grunt.
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Postby Quitrix » Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:31 pm

"Oh I know what the ladies like..." (Sarge)

Btw when you start Metropolis at least on Heroic, it says "Ladies like armor plating" and on Legendary it says something like "Ladies like superior firepower." :)
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Postby GuiltySpark » Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:34 pm

While playing as the Arbiter, grunts will say things like...

"Where enemy?" and "It look like enemy!"

Never using proper English...but love those little guys 8)
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Postby CovenentElite » Sun Nov 21, 2004 3:13 pm

"let cortana do the thinking will ya"-marine, its really close to that
and "thats right he wanted my gun" -marine
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Postby Snafufree » Sun Nov 21, 2004 3:50 pm

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Postby 343GuiltyConscious » Sun Nov 21, 2004 4:01 pm

Snafufree wrote:Listen to this grunt, ...

hahaha thats funny
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Postby Dark Helmet » Sun Nov 21, 2004 4:02 pm

Marine about a grunt-"Hey,lets catch one and see if we can ride it!"
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Postby emotaku » Sun Nov 21, 2004 4:11 pm

General looking at a marine for a while quote

"So.. have you and Cortana.. you know"

Or from a female one

"Yep, that's why they call it a breastplate"
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Postby Pyromaniac » Sun Nov 21, 2004 4:37 pm

Marine to Cheif after killing a grunt: Uhh Cheif... I think he was trying to surrender.

Marine to Cheif (again): Are you made of lerpricauns? Because that was AWSOME.

Also, I've noticed that some level sub titles and the vocals in the cutscences vary in diffrent game modes, like in the outskirts, cortana says something diffrent while trying to wake you up.

On nomral: *tap tap tap* Wake up (or something like that)

She also says "Should I call for CPR" and "Okay, now blink. Good. "
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Postby LoadedDice » Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:06 pm

"Purple Hearts for everyone!"
-Sarge (after big battle)
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Postby KORHAL » Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:34 pm

Grunt#1: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Grunt#2: You've always got a bad feeling about something. You had bed feeling about boarding food nipple.
:D First Arbitter mission where you meet the flood.

Sarge: Come on out so I can...
*Grunt fires at the sarge*
Sarge: Oh what the hell?
Marine: Don't worry I got the lil bastard sir.
Sarge: Oh no you don't boy.

Hehe. It's like a grunt killing competition.

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