Funny quotes

by **Dark_prevail** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 1:36 pm

We should make a thread with all the funny quotes

I just heard "Grenades are like RAM - you can never have too much!"
from one of the marines

LoL!

Post funny quotes here

by **HunterFett117** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:11 pm

"Hey wait! Where's my gun! Oh that's right, I don't <i>have</i> a gun. Ahahahaha!" One of the Heretic Grunts when you walk by them camo-ed.

by **Quitrix** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:12 pm

"Oh great, now i'm blind!" - Marine
(with blind skull)

by **GuiltySpark** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:13 pm

How about...

Marine: "This is just like a post card...'Dear Sarge, kicking ass in outer space...wish you were here!' "

Sarge: "I heard that! Jackass!

by **Hazardous Psyche** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:21 pm

"Come on peek-a-boo, poke your head out."
"Why are you hiding from me?"

Exchange between a marine and a grunt.

by **Quitrix** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:31 pm

"Oh I know what the ladies like..." (Sarge)

Btw when you start Metropolis at least on Heroic, it says "Ladies like armor plating" and on Legendary it says something like "Ladies like superior firepower."

by **GuiltySpark** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:34 pm

While playing as the Arbiter, grunts will say things like...

"Where enemy?" and "It look like enemy!"

Never using proper English...but love those little guys

by **CovenentElite** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 3:13 pm

"let cortana do the thinking will ya"-marine, its really close to that
and "thats right he wanted my gun" -marine

by **Snafufree** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 3:50 pm

Listen to this grunt, http://useruploads.mythica.org/uploads/ ... o_long.mov

by **343GuiltyConscious** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 4:01 pm

Snafufree wrote:Listen to this grunt, http://useruploads.mythica.org/uploads/ ... o_long.mov

hahaha thats funny

by **Dark Helmet** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 4:02 pm

Marine about a grunt-"Hey,lets catch one and see if we can ride it!"

by **emotaku** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 4:11 pm

General looking at a marine for a while quote

"So.. have you and Cortana.. you know"

Or from a female one

"Yep, that's why they call it a breastplate"

by **Pyromaniac** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 4:37 pm

Marine to Cheif after killing a grunt: Uhh Cheif... I think he was trying to surrender.

Marine to Cheif (again): Are you made of lerpricauns? Because that was AWSOME.

Also, I've noticed that some level sub titles and the vocals in the cutscences vary in diffrent game modes, like in the outskirts, cortana says something diffrent while trying to wake you up.

On nomral: *tap tap tap* Wake up (or something like that)

She also says "Should I call for CPR" and "Okay, now blink. Good. "

by **LoadedDice** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:06 pm

"Purple Hearts for everyone!"
-Sarge (after big battle)

by **KORHAL** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:34 pm

Grunt#1: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Grunt#2: You've always got a bad feeling about something. You had bed feeling about boarding food nipple.

First Arbitter mission where you meet the flood.

Sarge: Come on out so I can...
*Grunt fires at the sarge*
Sarge: Oh what the hell?
Marine: Don't worry I got the lil bastard sir.
Sarge: Oh no you don't boy.

Hehe. It's like a grunt killing competition.

KORHAL

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